Xylaphite

Literally anything that you need it to mean, as long as it's supposed to be a negative name for a person.

Stop being such a xylaphite and come help us!

Xylaphite by EEzak May 1, 2021

Xylophile 

Someone who loves the forest, and woods.

Sabrina and I love nature. I think we might be xylophiles.

Xylophile by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017

xylaphone 

One of the 26 most important things learnt at ages 0-3, and unless you work in a call center you wont think of it more than 15 times in the year, let alone say it

a is for apple
c is for cat
x is for... erm... xylaphone

xylaphone by RdotJ September 26, 2009

Hairy Xylaphone 

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

Hairy Xylaphone by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

Xylophile 

Person sexually attracted to xylophones or some form of percussion type instruments

Dan didn't believe his dad was a xylophile, until he found his collection of xylophones.

Xylophile by Shaqinson May 8, 2017