"The Americans dragged a British protester into their embassy and beat them up?!!!! They operate illegal pseudo-
police stations in the
UK for the purpose of exerting political control over American expats? Those imperialist pigs! Death to America!"
"Lol just kidding bro, that was
China."
"Oh, er,
uh, well, y'know, something something Century of Humiliation, something something opium, something something uppity protester shouldn't have insulted the People's Republic"
"
Lmao shut your xiaboo ass up. Do you even *believe* in anything but the colour red and a murderous hatred of sparrows?"