Xehadi
After the videotaped beheading of two tourists scandalized the Midwestern world, several Xehadi groups denied any personal responsibility for the attacks on Tumblr, including one which we were able to translate from Uptalk at time of publishing:"We and our allies feel, um like it would be best if we like resisted resist acts of literal violence committed by imperialist Western Fuckboissic 'maybe? (Several voices heard laughing, effeminately.) They like totally enable a culture of invalidating our existence and we have to fight them. It's 2019 already."
A second and third voices are heard off camera laughing effeminately chanting "Death to cis-garbled scum)! Ghostbusters 2 was a great movie! and Third voice: Lena Dunham-hu-akbar!" Analysts believe acolytes of Xihad or persons sympathetic to extremist social-justice beliefs lured the unsuspecting men into a no-bro-zone in Brooklyn after plying them with intoxicants on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. A travel warning remains in effect for Americans visiting the East Coast according to the State Department. Travelers are advised to stay together, avoid no-bro zones and observe caution if they decide to visit the East Coast.
A second and third voices are heard off camera laughing effeminately chanting "Death to cis-garbled scum)! Ghostbusters 2 was a great movie! and Third voice: Lena Dunham-hu-akbar!" Analysts believe acolytes of Xihad or persons sympathetic to extremist social-justice beliefs lured the unsuspecting men into a no-bro-zone in Brooklyn after plying them with intoxicants on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. A travel warning remains in effect for Americans visiting the East Coast according to the State Department. Travelers are advised to stay together, avoid no-bro zones and observe caution if they decide to visit the East Coast.
Xehadi by truthtellerz January 28, 2019
