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Xanpon by MikeyGaydip June 12, 2017
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xandon
a legendary thing which represents the split of good and evil and more powerful than most things a destructive thing which will stop at nothing to rule.
xandon by legendmilky December 19, 2012
Xandon
He is very cute, kind, funny, and outgoing. He means the world to everyone around him. He was born on April 6th. He's truly one of a kind. This is typically a boy's name that is truly amazing and adorable. I LOVE YOU BABE!!
Xandon by Xandonisacutie05 March 21, 2020
Xanson
A name given to the feminine-est of men! Or the most masculine of women. This name isn't unisex, but rather mean different things when applied to different genders. If you have a guy friend with this name, he's most definitely a femboy. If you have a gal friend with this name, she definitely dresses up like a tomboy and scores girls.
Xanson by IDontThinkYouKnow July 18, 2023
Xannon
Xannon is an amazing man, honestly I don't think you can find a better friend, the only Xannon I've met is asexual so now I believe that every Xannon is asexual
Person A:Omg look at Xannon, he is so hot, I totally wanna fuck him
Person B:Sorry girl, Xannon is asexual, so no chance that will happen
Person B:Sorry girl, Xannon is asexual, so no chance that will happen
Xannon by NyxHasn'tBeenSeen October 11, 2022
Xanon
"I need to scratch my xanon it itches and smells like shit" "Quit itching your xanon your gonna get a rash"
Xanon by Joe balvin January 22, 2026
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