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Girl who is needing someone special in there
life,and the special someone is having alot
of troubles in his life but does not show it.
Whitney:"Dave is such a happy person, his life seems almost perfect"

Charles:"Actually he is really unhappy about
his life,nothing seems to be going his way"

Whitney:"I never would of guessed"

Charles:"I know, he just wants to make everyone else happy,he really needs a Xala"
Xala by kolaid97 October 21, 2008

Xala Paradox 

Xala somehow has every unit in the game, while also not having any units at all. The second that he is conscious of the unit the wave function collapses to materialize it.
"Hey have you seen TrueWhale's new drafts?" "Yeah man I think he's just going back to the original style with his 'new' LDs" "Oh man he must have the Xala Paradox"
Xala Paradox by ComfortsEmbrace February 16, 2024

De se xalase mwri pioutana 

When someone's shouting to the co-talker with an ultra awesome answer he can scream back to him "de se xalase mwri piutana !"

It is obligated to be connected with a playful smile in order to have full effect !

The creator is a wise Greek philosopher called Zaf ! ! !
Jerry : blah blah my hair is blue and someobody told me that I'm a crybaby !!!

S.teleios : De se xalase mwri pioutana
Xalaxing= taking Xanax in order to totally relax; really relaxing because of taking Xanax.
"What you are doing this afternoon?"
"Dude, I'm Xalaxing today, I need it after the week I've had!"
"sounds good!"
Xalaxing by Karma38 July 13, 2014

XalantBlade 

someone who nukes a discord server with the help of friends
Bro is a XalantBlade
XalantBlade by EnderG January 20, 2023

xalamashka 

Big hairy oily man from Belgium, usually lacks any charisma and ability to attract people of the opposite gender, also lacks the ability to think due to his low braincell count, his dick is also tiny.
Nat: Hey babagrill 🔏🔐🔐
xalamashka: PLUG!
xalamashka by XalamshkaHater July 8, 2023