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This is what happens when someone takes too much Xanax or Xanny bars. They are Xanax'd as fuck (XAF) and are incapable of much else but being babysat. Way too out of touch with anything that is happening. Yikes!
Maritza: OMG! Caylee was XAF last night! We had to take her to the hospital
Louis: LOL. Honestly. LOL. She acts like she's the queen of our hive when she is certainly not.
Maritza: That's cruel, Louis. Show some compassion. That could be you one day.
Louis: No chance on that. I just like my drinks and dabs. Tequila and Terpy!
XAF by von groovy July 28, 2024
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Xaf (noun)

means Two days ago.
"Dude, the party was on Xaf, and you’re still hungover?"
Xaf by Sakurakage February 19, 2025
Related Words
XAF xafbx xaffi Xaffire xafii Xafso xaftia Siam Xaffery
Xafso is the definition of beauty, Intelligens and braveness. It's also an arabic name.
She's smart, pretty and brave. I'm guessing her name is Xafso
Xafso by JeffBezoAndElonMusk August 9, 2021

Siam Xaffery 

Siam Xaffery means a Warrior who fights all alone. A perfect gentleman. A God given intelligence, so that he can manage everything within a short time. Never compromise with unethical action.
In Arab siam means fasting and fasting keep us away from Haram.

My Name is Siam Xaffery.
Insta-xafferyyy888
Siam Xaffery by Xaffery June 18, 2020
Nevada straight edge hardcore band.
I wish xAFBx would play a show with Liferuiner and xBishopx. That shit would be insane.
xafbx by M4XW3LL October 17, 2007
A person of great culture and wisdom. A Legend in his own right. The Almighty Jinong Xaffire.

Xaffire009
Xaffire is the Legendary Jinong of Twelve Sky and Twelve Sky2. The YouTuber Xaffire009 is great.
Xaffire by Xaffire May 9, 2018
Someone who has very little idea what they're doing the majority of the time and yet still somehow manage to do the correct thing.
Oh, jenny was being such a xaftia last night...
xaftia by urbanman321 May 16, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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