synonymous for “i’m a misunderstood 15-year-old in 2009”. My hobbies include; watching anime, attending cosplay conventions, and sketching in my notebook during class. XD can also be used in conjunction with “hehehehe”, as opposed to the more standard, and somehow much less awkward “hahaha”.
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A semiautomatic pistol which resembles a Glock, but is made in Croatia and sold in the United States by Springfield Armory. Considered to be one of the best affordable handguns sold in the United States due to its interlocking passive safeties and light, durable polymer frame. Most commonly sold in nine millimeter, 40 caliber (the forty) and 45 caliber.
"three assholes came out of the car and started ragging on me, but when I showed my XD they went thataway... "
by Cajun Scientist December 23, 2009
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The next new "lol".

XD supposedly represents a laughing face, but yet it has no comedic value to it whatsoever.

It's used by people who basically can't think of anything better to say.

Just another overused statement made on nearly everything.
Person 1: GAH! I just stubbed my toe!

Person 2: XD

Person 1: What are you laughing about?! It's now bleeding quite badly, and I have a risk to get a bad infection!

Person 2: XD

Person 1: What in God's name is wrong with you?! Call the medics!

Person 2: XD

Person 1: *Dies.*

Person 2: XD

See? Person 1 died because of XD, over a stubbed toe. Don't use XD.
by Da Milkman April 26, 2009
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A common smiley face that is used for laughter

It is a common red flag to show that the person you are talking to over the internet is a total loser.

I know this, because I remember everyone on Gaia Online would use it

NOTE: it can be used with either an upper-case or lower-case x
Nerd: that's so funny im rotflmfao


lol xD
by G Z April 8, 2009
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Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.
Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD
by Vertigo January 12, 2004
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An emoticon replacement for LOL. Also, if you use ur imagination it can look a bit like a torture face. XD
XD I just spent the last five hours watching a Friends marathon!! #BestWasteOfMyLifeEver!!
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A phrase which genrally expresses the randomness, hilarity, embarrasment, etc. Often used in chatrooms of various kinds.
PERSON 1: Two hamburgers walked into a bar and the barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve food.'

A: We squashed oranges in the canteen at lunch.
by Kitty_1992 May 27, 2005
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