THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING EMOTICON IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. ALL THE RETARDED NECKBEARDS OR THE 12-YEAR OLD ANIME IDIOTS USE IT. FUCK, I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO HATE IT BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE USE IT BUT I FUCKING HATE IT, I DESPISE IT!
Person 1 - Hey how are you doing today?
Person 2 - I'm doing fine xD
Person 1 - Go fuck yourself you annoying cunt
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A phrase which genrally expresses the randomness, hilarity, embarrasment, etc. Often used in chatrooms of various kinds.
PERSON 1: Two hamburgers walked into a bar and the barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve food.'
PERSON 2: XD

A: We squashed oranges in the canteen at lunch.
B: XD
by Kitty_1992 May 27, 2005
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An text-smilie with a usage somewhere between 'lol' and ':D'. Visually similar to the clenched eyes of South Park characters.
"Hey, wanna cyber???"

"XD"
by placebo February 13, 2005
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Its a emoticon that means laughing really hard.
Dumbvuer: Hey did you see the dancing muffin go down the street today?
piink: XD no I didnt.
by KandiiCaane47 April 12, 2009
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1XD is a laughing face

2XD is a way to be extremely anoying

3XD is a kids channel

4XD is a way to express yourself

5XD is a good definition

6XD is a way to distract you from voting on other definitions

7 why are you still reading this?
XD
by new guy 101 December 3, 2018
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An idiotic symbol meant to be half way between a laughing face and a happy face, but in reality it just makes you look retarded and idiotic. And shows you can't be bothered to type the 3 letters lol, prefering the 2 letters XD

Fun fact 1: using XD means you have an IQ lower than your shoe size.
fun fact 2: if you're struggling to remember your shoe size, I can assure you that it is 1.
man 1: hey, do you think we can be friends?

retard: yea, XD lolz (his full vocabulary being shown here)

man 1 walks away
by I'ma right August 20, 2009
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its a weird emoticon that android users often use. Mostly you will see emos using it.
oh em gee!! he sed lolz then i sed hehe rawr then we both loledz XD
by imwaycoolerthenurmom March 24, 2016
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