X Factor Australia

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A pathetic waste of tv programming time disguised as a glorified karaoke contest. Hundreds, thousands, maybe millions all over Australia audition for this stupid show hoping to be the next Kelly Clarkson or Adam Levine. They eliminate the ones who are actually talented early in the show, leaving tween fangirls to vote for the best-looking and least talented contestants who are there only to slaughter every song ever written. Like other tv "talent" shows, it is usually hosted by some washed-up pop star or actor who used to be good. The judges are usually pretty washed-up themselves. After all the hype is over and they're done making fangirls piss their pants over the winner, the winner is usually forgotten, disappearing into the void reserved especially for them. This will happen every year until everyone is sick of anything Simon Cowell (see "wanker") related and switches from Channel 7 to SBS.

Sam: Hey man did you hear that Reece won the X Factor Australia this year?
Vassy: That little faggot won? Yeah big fucking surprise. Had the fangirls' vote. Obvious from the start

X Factor Australia by calligurl63 January 1, 2012

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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