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Wyatt’s Sister 

The sexiest woman to ever exist on earth worshiped by all long distance runners. Her disciples know 3 things about her:
1. She is blond
2. She shares Wyatt’s parents

3. She is delicious
Wyatt: I had a big test today.
Distance Runner: do you know what else is big?

Wyatt: What

Distance Runner: what I put into Wyatt’s Sister
Wyatt: i hate you
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