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the number 1 tractor driver at a banger track who has mad hair days
god hes as mad as wurzle
wurzle by wurzle September 23, 2008
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The mental tractor driver from Standlake
"Look wurzles on two wheels coming out of the pit gate!"
Wurzle by Ryan Pike October 2, 2006
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Commonly know for his Tractor Driving Work at oval racing track Standlake, also renowned for mad hair and is known as a legend on discussion forums.
"Here comes the mad tractor driver with strange hair and is a legend on Oval Chat, Wurzle"
Wurzle by James69667 October 3, 2006

wurzle gumidge 

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
wurzle gumidge by Rob St Evenage March 17, 2008

wurzle gumidge 

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
wurzle gumidge by Rob St Evenage March 12, 2008
Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
Wurzel by Ikraam M October 12, 2021

Wurzelling 

Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.
Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.
Wurzelling by iwys July 24, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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