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The mental tractor driver from Standlake
"Look wurzles on two wheels coming out of the pit gate!"
Wurzle by Ryan Pike October 2, 2006
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Commonly know for his Tractor Driving Work at oval racing track Standlake, also renowned for mad hair and is known as a legend on discussion forums.
"Here comes the mad tractor driver with strange hair and is a legend on Oval Chat, Wurzle"
Wurzle by James69667 October 3, 2006

wurzle gumidge 

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
wurzle gumidge by Rob St Evenage March 17, 2008

wurzle gumidge 

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
wurzle gumidge by Rob St Evenage March 12, 2008
Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
Wurzel by Ikraam M October 12, 2021

Wurzelling 

Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.
Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.
Wurzelling by iwys July 24, 2007
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