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Sarah: I’m going to let my 13 year old daughter spend the night at her boyfriends house.

Me: wtf? Come again?
Me: (in my head) WPTD
WPTD by May Jesus bless you December 3, 2018
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what. fucked. the. donkey.
-"I'm baking bread!"

~"wftd"
wftd by NiCooler April 23, 2008
WPFT -----> Wrong Phrase For Time
When some one speaks about something randomly that doesn't relate to the specific topic others are talking about .
David : Seriously that suck , I mean go get a life

Adam : She's hot

David : Dude , That's just WPFT ! I don't care if she is hot .. she is annoying

Adam : My Bad !
WPFT by You know me :) August 25, 2009
An acronym meaning "wears pink therefore ditzy." Used when someone is overlooking someone else's (usually a woman's) intelligence purely because they wear bright colors.
"That chick can't be successful; look at what she's wearing! WPTD!"
WPTD by StoicAtol21445 March 29, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008