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Sarah: I’m going to let my 13 year old daughter spend the night at her boyfriends house.

Me: wtf? Come again?
Me: (in my head) WPTD
WPTD by May Jesus bless you December 3, 2018
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what. fucked. the. donkey.
-"I'm baking bread!"

~"wftd"
wftd by NiCooler April 23, 2008
WPFT -----> Wrong Phrase For Time
When some one speaks about something randomly that doesn't relate to the specific topic others are talking about .
David : Seriously that suck , I mean go get a life

Adam : She's hot

David : Dude , That's just WPFT ! I don't care if she is hot .. she is annoying

Adam : My Bad !
WPFT by You know me :) August 25, 2009
An acronym meaning "wears pink therefore ditzy." Used when someone is overlooking someone else's (usually a woman's) intelligence purely because they wear bright colors.
"That chick can't be successful; look at what she's wearing! WPTD!"
WPTD by StoicAtol21445 March 29, 2024

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026