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Wounded Dolphin 

When a man is taking a woman from behind in her lady flower he discreetly wets his thumb in his mouth and then without warning jams the wet digit in to her brown palace while still inside her pink sanctuary, causing the unaware woman to make the sound of a wounded dolphin, eee eee eee.
Sarah belted out an ungodly eee eee eee sound as Johnny preformed the wounded dolphin.

The party was silenced when a deafening eee eee eee sound came blasting down from the upstairs where a guest had taken his girl for some alone time. Some of the guests knew that the wounded dolphin had just taken place.
Wounded Dolphin by Deathblow June 3, 2010
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wounded-dolphin 

a sexual act performed by men during intercourse in which the man puts his finger in the hole that his member is not in and feels his dong through the tissue.
When I was slamming her in the ass I put my finger in her snooch and felt my dong, I pulled the "wounded-dolphin" on that bitch!
wounded-dolphin by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016