Would smash

A showing of endearment, commonly meaning "that's cute!". This is normally addressed to things you find adorable like dogs or little girls.

A: This is a picture of me in 3rd grade,
B: Awwww would smash!

by Mr. Danman February 11, 2018

would smash

When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, would smash.

by Shaunce March 21, 2014