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wotacism 

n. The inability to properly pronounce the letter 'R'. (In one of the greatest, most insensitive fuck-yous built in to the English language, this would properly be spelled 'rhotacism', but anyone who suffers from it is doomed to mispronounce it.) Famous wotacists include Jonathan Ross ("Woss"), Elmer ("Elmuh") Fudd, and Homestar Runner ("Homestah Wunnuh").
"Stwong Bad? ...Stwong Bad, I bwought back yoh tape of old Mistuh Wizuhd's... Okay, I'll just leave it on the floh."

"Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm huntin' wabbits! Heh-heh-heh-heh!"

"Yes, I have a pwoblem pwonouning my 'ah's. It's called wotacism, look it up." "So what letter does that start with?" "FUCK you, that's what it stahts with."
wotacism by Zotmeister June 21, 2012
Related Words
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Water for some Xenoblade Chronicles characters.
Mio: So... HOT.
Sena: Keep it together now, Mimie. "Stopped and start pointing at something"
Sena: Look there. Mimie look, it's water. There's an oasis.
Mio: Wo... Wo-tah??
Random batch of Xenoblade Chronicles characters: Wotah.
Mio: Wotah !!! "Starts running"
Flip the M in Monday upside down to make it a W day. (Originated from Tink)
β€œIt is such a Wonday rn! Feeling lit asf”
Wonday by Tinksa November 26, 2022
Pronounced wood a roo...
No action taken. Synonymous with doing nothing and leaving the work.for others.
My wife wanted me to cut the grass but I decided to woodaru it until my son got home.
woodaru by Yotarolla June 16, 2011
Wondering something that you already know the answer too. Or wondering something that you would have no idea of what a person is asking so to piss of the questionairre you repeat the phrase "I WONDAH" followed by a guess on what it is. (NOTE: You don't let the person say, "Yep your right.") just keep on guessing until he shuts the hell up.
Guy 1:"Hey, hey, hey, HEY!"
Guy 2:"What dude..."
Guy 1:"Guess what I am listening to."
Guy 2:"No I hate doing this..."
Guy 1:"Come on, what am I listening to."
Guy 2:"I WONDAH, IS IT MUSIC! I WONDAH IS IT SOUND, I WONDAH IS IT LOUD, I WONDAH IS IT A CAT..."
Guy 1:"Shut up! You such a fuc-
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A PAN, I WONDAH IS IT A CAR, I WONAH IS IT A SONG."
Guy 1:"Yeah its a s-"
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A SANDWHICH, I WONDAH IS IT A WALL, I WONDAH!"
Guy 1:"Douche bag."
I wondah! by The Green Duck June 18, 2009
Wotan is the supreme god of Norse and Germanic mythology, god of wisdom and war, bringer of victory.
Bow down, for Wotan is your master now.
wotan by SmokingTequila July 21, 2004