Cheery, professional sounding words that you say in the context of your work role that harbor hostility and aggression that you can’t express outwardly.
Yes, my workwords absolutely do mean “fuck off” when I say “no worries,” or “fuck you” when I am telling you to “have a nice day!”
A grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of Jack Wills whores. It is also rife with wild animals such as a monkey, a walrus and a slug.
Widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum.
Also known as BWS and Bishop's.
a: I go to Bishop Wordsworth's School.
b: Oh, that explains why you look like a fag.
a: You see that walrus over there?
b: Yes, why?
a: It's why I failed Biology.
A word or phrase that runs through your head repeatedly, much like the musical 'earworm'.
After reading the line 'let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles' from Fox in Socks by Dr Suess, I said to my friend, 'That's going to be my wordworm today.'
Someone who diverts attention from the core point in an argument by taking offence or paying excessive attention to the individual words used.
It's similar to the strawman fallacy.
This tactic is quite effective in that the person making the original point becomes distracted and usually ends up forgetting or relinquishing their core argument because they end up addressing the wordworm's objections.
Protagonist:, I think you need to understand why I'm feeling a little upset about (insert issue here). Can you allow me to explain?
Wordyworm: What? you're saying I'm stupid? That I don't understand?
A person who is very formal in every aspect of their life. They articulate their words to make it known to everyone that they know what they are talking about. They look immaculate in the way they dress and do their hair. This person always gets straight A's without breaking a sweat! Every girl in the neighbourhood will be after him.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.