A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
by D.J.P. October 6, 2006
A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
by D.J.P. October 5, 2006