Woofter poofter 

an extremely gay person

you - “i’m gay!” me - “no you’re a woofter poofter!”

Woofter poofter by toxivity November 24, 2021

woofer poofer 

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

woofer poofer by Becholas September 16, 2017

pooter wooter 

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

pooter wooter by bcritters August 4, 2011