Woodnymph 

A sexy and playfull womanlike creature with fairylike wings, that frolics and plays deep in magical forests. So basically a sexy and playfull girl friend.

My girlfriend out of the blue hit me and said, "tag your it," and ran off around the corner giggleing.

Woodnymph by David Holmes July 23, 2008

Woodnophobia 

Woodnophobia - ˈwoŏdnōfōbēə

1. (TJHSST)The state of nervousness or mental breakdown one reaches when making a notecard for a 5-point quiz; especially present in Wood IBET:

2. (TJHSST) The extreme or irrational fear or aversion of any vocabulary that relates to or is related to Biology. :

Derivatives
Wood |woŏd| noun
phobic |ˈfōbik| adjective & noun

Origin
Early 21st century, independent use of woodnophobia
Based on Dr Wood

1. Woodnophobia
The other day I became woodnophobic after getting 0/5 by using a notecard i spent 12 hours on.

I am very sorry to inform you this ma'am, but your son is woodnophobic. It is recommended that you get him away from notecards as soon as possible.

2.Woodnophobia

OH DUDE, HAVE YOU DONE BIO Home- "STOP STOP MAKE THE VOICES STOP"

Woodnophobia by DKwun December 18, 2010

Wood Nymph 

A midget fairy-like creature who enjoys having sex a lot, and is made out of wood.

Damn it was crazy. I thought she was a wood nymph but actually she was just having sex while wearing a brown dress and only appeared diminutive because I was watching the action from afar.

Wood Nymph by $$$$$G-Money$$$$$ November 26, 2010

Woodyphobia 

The fear of losing to woody. In some cases if can cause pretend illness or no show

He is clearly suffering with woodyphobia

Woodyphobia by #poolplayer October 28, 2021