wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

wooden cock by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016

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Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

Wooden Cock by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

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wooden cock

a great invention made by Gabriel in the Slöjdsal

wow that's a cool wooden cock!

wooden cock by YourNan28 February 13, 2017

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