Wood Daddy
A Wood Daddy is the technical name for a gay pimp, or a gay man who gets any guy that he wants. Wood Daddys usually wear purple or shiny Speedos whenever possible.
Wood Daddy by Jetty Rat August 30, 2005
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wood daddy
A hunky man who makes money getting women off by posting thirst trap videos of himself chopping wood. Often includes; taking off his shirt and/or belt, loud grunting, gyrating, slapping and often being very sweaty.
Distant cousin of a donut daddy
Distant cousin of a donut daddy
wood daddy by shitfinger1998 April 11, 2026
Related Words
Wood Daddy • daddy wood • Pimp Daddy Wood • Daddy Cut Wood • wook daddies • woo daddy • Woof Daddy • wood • Wood-Ridge • Wood-daver
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Daddy Cut Wood
A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Daddy Cut Wood by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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