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wonder child

A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.
Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist
wonder child by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005
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Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.
Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."
Wonder Child by madno October 5, 2022

Wonderchild 

A child who has potential to shine bigger than others. In a sports team, the coach favours them. Also the song wonder child is playing in the back of the coach's head.
Its often a younger kid who maybe moved up a class or team because of their talents
Woah you can tell that the kid over there is the teams wonderchild
- Woooooaaaah wonder child -