Wonderchild 

A child who has potential to shine bigger than others. In a sports team, the coach favours them. Also the song wonder child is playing in the back of the coach's head.
Its often a younger kid who maybe moved up a class or team because of their talents

Woah you can tell that the kid over there is the teams wonderchild
- Woooooaaaah wonder child -

Wonderchild by Sportsadministratortothestars November 30, 2021

woperchild 

Wo-per-child

Woperchild is the politically correct way to say woman.

The reasoning is as follows:

Wo-"man" is not ok because it has man in it. So you say, "wo-person." But you can't say per-"son" because son is too male dominant. So you say per-child.

Hence, woperchild. Guaranteed not to offend even lesbian per-children of color.

Some of my woperchildren friends were helping me last night to feel shame about the fact that I am a heterosexual white male devil.

woperchild by vox monitor July 21, 2005

Wonderphil

Patient
Generous
Saviour
Sexy
Hopeful
Intentional
Perceptive
Solutioner
All-lives-matter
Provider
Survivor
Forgiver
Achiever
Energetic
Courageous
Stubborn
Onion-peeler
Protector
Never-give-up-er

I think you are the absolute most wonderphil noun in the world, I'm so grateful I got the chance to have a place in your life.

Wonderphil by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

woperchild 

A non-sexist way of saying "woman".
"woman" has the word "man" in it, so it becomes "woperson",
"woperson"has the word "son" in it , so it becoms "woperchild",plural:"woperchildren".

Ah man, those woperchildren ruined my day.
My woperchild cheated on me.

woperchild by bambuk1000 January 11, 2019

wonderchica 

A girl who without doubt is the best thing thats ever happened to you.

You are my wonderchica, you make me feel fantastic

wonderchica by Ogdini November 9, 2004

wonder child

A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.

Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist

wonder child by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

wonderphil

Zero
Compromising
Stoopid
The eye of providence

30 days
Mood ring
Lewis van Poetsch wannabe
Alone
Ignored
Earnest
Coward or crook?

Logical
Plastic
Cross-eyed
Independent
Self-reject
Misfit

Judge and Jury
"I love you"
Golden heart
Ibis
Noah
Answerer
Best friend
Communicator
KaKaQua

Grindwhore
Can't
Truthful
Player One
Seppuku

Philosopher
I am me
Storyteller
Dead percent

White digger
Driveway construction
Ring thief

eMpTy promise
Virtuous
Final notice
Flying pig
Phone booth
Hug?
Confident
Confidant
How far?
Strong
The One

You're truly the most wonderphil person I've ever met, and I'm so lucky to be in your life. You're my hero, I'd take Wonderphil over superman any day!

wonderphil by Ma'atForever August 29, 2023