Womens Sports

Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.

Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!

Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?

Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!

Womens Sports by NDG@therealAtown June 7, 2011

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Women Sports

OK, Now that the all the females are here... Go make me a sandwich and wash my dishes!

Karen: Can we watch the WNBA finals?

Boswell: Shut the fuck up Karen go make me a sandwich!!
( women sports )

Women Sports by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

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Women's Sports

Something that is commonly overlooked, by white heterosexual-males who think that they are always right and that nobody is actually interested in female sports. Women's Sports is far superior to men's sports but due to societies beliefs, aka living in the stone age; broadcast companies refuse to cover women sports, and any of the women's sports that are covered, are done so Inappropriately, and not professionally taken seriously.

The Future Is Female!

White Male Sports Host: Well It's been a very slow day for sports but something that did come up today was my son's basketball team designing their own uniforms, here's a look at that clip now.

Entire Female Audience: What about the Women's Sports, I want to see that!!!!!?

Sports broadcast producer: nah, nobodies interested in that, come on that's a joke!

Women's Sports by theFutureisFemale March 6, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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