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women's day

christmas!

the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !

the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !

john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!

one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
women's day by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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Women's Day

The 8th of March is the ultimate Simp's day. Simps from all around the world can come together to praise the one thing that gives them a reason to live without being judged. And that's women. They can tell them how precious they are, how beautiful they look and spoil them with presents. Spend all their savings on this exact one day in a year hoping to get even slight affection from the female gender.
John: Hey, have you seen Tim?
Mark: Yeah, he's probably buying flowers for Raechel.
John: What a Simp.
Mark: Nah, dude chill. Its Internation Women's Day remember?
Women's Day by Flinki March 8, 2020

National Women's day 

On everyday of the year you have to respect women. No raping. No cat calling. No sexual assault. no begging for nudes. No leaking nudes. unwanted dick pics. etc
we need to change this world
Hey Abby send tits, cant justin it's National Womens day .
Come here baby girl your cute, it's National Women's day.

International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.
Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.

Women's Rights Day 

Women's Rights Day is celebrated on April 17 in Gabon, This holiday is observed with memorial services for Rose Francine Rogombé and by participating in events that advocate for women’s causes. On social media, the hashtag #WomensRightsDay is often used to spread the word about this holiday.
Jimmy: Wtf its Women's Rights Day!?
Chad: What?
Jimmy: Yeah it says its Women's Rights Day on the 17th of April.
Chad: That "holiday" is only celebrated in Gabon you fucking retard.
Jimmy: Oh.

Woman's Day 

an American women's monthly magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion. The print edition is one of the Seven Sisters magazines
Following the 1936 opening of A&P's first modern supermarket (in Braddock, Pennsylvania), A&P expanded Woman's Day in 1937 through a wholly owned subsidiary, the Stores Publishing Company. Selling for five cents a copy (94¢ today)
Woman's Day by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Woman's Day 

an American women's monthly magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion. The print edition is one of the Seven Sisters magazines
So Woman's Day doesn't tell a lot of funny stories, and it doesn't run pictures of fashions its readers could never afford. Like I.A. Morse, Woman's Day -- more than any other magazine -- is a trusted advisor in the day in day out work that's a housewife's chosen profession. That's our profession. And we're proud of it. Like Doc Morse Woman's Day talks man to man to women.
Woman's Day by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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