Wizzy-Wazzy

A state of being internally busy or mentally flustered with the list of things that you want to accomplish or complete; TV static except in your brain and internally; an inability to relax.

I want to sit down and relax on the couch and watch TV with my wife, but she is so Wizzy-Wazzy that she is not even able to wind down for the night.

Wizzy-Wazzy by SKEEM8N January 4, 2026

Jizzy Wizzy 

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

Wazzy 

Nickname of Andrew Gu. Sexiest MF on the Planet. Big pp. Professional Soccer Player.

Bro Wazzy is such a beast at Soccer, he should get a contract from Manchester City.
Did you hear that Wazzy was loaned to Barcelona? They're going to be BEASTLY!
Man, even before Wazzy debuted at Man City, they've already beaten Liverpool 4 - 1.

Wazzy by WazzyAG February 8, 2021

wizzy jizz 

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

wizzy jizz by tbar May 20, 2008

wizzy jizz 

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

wizzy jizz by tbar May 19, 2008

Bearded Wazzy 

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

Bearded Wazzy by GKBDB January 12, 2010

wazzy 

owner of instagram meme page and sexiest boy in school

Q)hey did you see wazzy today
A) omg yasss he lowkey looked so hot I wanna marry him

wazzy by lesliethelesbian July 9, 2020