Wizard Talking

Originated from Adventure Time episode: Season 4, Episode 6 Beyond this Earthly Realm; when Ice King makes his monologue into the TV

Its when someone makes a long rambling or speech or some sort that is confusing or pointless, and mostly directed to themselves. It is most often a very trippy speech.

Guy 1: What is the meaning of life, do we all just live to die? What purpose do we specks of grain against the surface of this great blue circle possibly have to with our own fate?

Guy 2: lol wtf bro

Guy 1: oh sorry bro just wizard talking to myself

Wizard Talking by nyoung64 July 2, 2012

Talking to the Wizard 

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.

Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.

Talking to the Wizard by bgoldstein March 29, 2010

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

taking a wizard by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")

D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door

taking a wizard by Felix M. October 1, 2006