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Wizard Sleeves 

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
Wizard Sleeves by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009

Wizard sleeves 

The flab that old people get under their arms that flap around when they wave.
as she waved goodbye, her wizard sleeves were flapping in the wind.
Wizard sleeves by kkelli October 21, 2010

wizard's sleeves 

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves
That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!
wizard's sleeves by peeb June 29, 2006

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves 

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.
Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

Wizard Sleeve 

Used to describe large, hanging or dangling labia.
As in "Holy cow! Check out the wizard sleeves on that broad!"
Wizard Sleeve by JMFS September 14, 2006

Wizard Sleeve 

A vagina with hanging labia. Many Felmales have it and if you do you shouldn't feel self conscience about it because it's completely normal. And all the people writing that its disgusting on here should feel ashamed of themselves because They're probably just making completely normal people feel shit about themselves.
if you have written on here that its bad then look up cunt to find out what you are.
An example of some one with a wizard sleeve is probably some one you know and like.
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