Wittla

What Dwayne Wade calls his cock.

Dwayne's GF: DAMN UR WITTLA IS HUGE

by rachl32 October 19, 2008

Wittler

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Wittle

An adjective used to describe someone who is cute and “tiny.”

Omg, she is so wittle, I could put her in my pocket and keep her there forever

by anicorn777 July 21, 2019

wittle dude

Something that is so cute you want to pet it.

"That gussy dog is a wittle dude."

by samuel micker November 3, 2011

wittle

a commonly misspronounced word by infants used to identify something small and cute.

kidneys awe sho wittle and dishgushting

by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018

wittle buddy

A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.

if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.

IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.

IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.

by BOBERTS September 11, 2012

Wittman

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008