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Whittlan

Jesus hes been talking for ages! Damn Whittlan
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Whitland

Rural Welsh town situated on the border between Carmarthenshire and Pembrokeshire. Once a picturesque bustling town with a huge Dairycrest creamery, a good selection of pubs and a quality railway station where you could wait for a train without fearing for your life. At one time, a similar town to what Narberth and St.Clears are presently. Now resembles the urban area in the opening scenes of Terminator Two: Judgement Day.
James Cameron: I need a location that can best depict LA, post-the Nuclear Holocaust.

Location Scout: There's a place in West Wales - Whitland. It looks like its been hit with a fucking A-bomb...

JC: Let's roll!
by Thisbloke August 22, 2011
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whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.
These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.
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Whiteland

Small town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.
"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?"

"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."
by haaaygirlhay April 18, 2010
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Whiteland

The town consists of a few gas stations, a CVS, an eyesore of an old abandoned grocery store and the high school. Most people living in Whiteland are, you guessed it, white and are afraid of any sort of cultural change or differention from the old redneck ways of which they grew up.

The high school consists of bratty attention whores, wanna be thugs, annoying scene kids, and of course the preppy crowds who live in their own little world.

Unfortunately, Whiteland is home to one of the highest pregnancy rates in the Johnson County area. Its quite ironic really, considering there's a Planned Parenthood right down the road.

Most Whiteland teenagers end up driving mustangs, cameros, or grand prix's just for the sake of driving a "sports" car. Too bad nobody has the heart to tell any one of the owners that a cheap car paired with shiney rims does NOT make it cool. And if they're not driving a guido style sedan, they're driving a big ol pick 'em up truck.
Jenny: OMG (fill in the blank) is preggo???
Megan: yeah didnt you know that?
Jenny: no i didnt! well, she is from whiteland. did she use birth control or anything?
Megan: what's that?
by gluestickman July 30, 2010
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whittling

weasling your way into a relationship by means of being a whore
Billy was completely whittling between sam and jon
by maneater87 May 3, 2009
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Whittling It Down

by QuinoaSalad September 22, 2018
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