witch piss 

The last few sips of beer left in a forty that, as a result of being unrefrigerated for an extended period of time, has become warm and both looks and tastes like piss.

Nothing better than a forty, until you get all the way down to that witch piss.

witch piss by matchell February 2, 2009

Witch Piss 

Lager (orig. Yorkshire)

Tha not drinking that Witch Piss again, are tha? Drink a proper man's drink!

Witch Piss by Wild'n'Windy October 24, 2009

Piss-witch 

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.

"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."

Piss-witch by secretsandpies November 11, 2015

Blast it with piss 

A solution for when you have a problem you wish to be rid of.

Originally an idea for removing shit stains within the toilet bowl.

I had a huge shit stain on the back of the toilet so I blasted it with piss...gone.

Dude 1: That ugly bitch won't get off my nuts. What do I do?
Dude 2: Blast it with piss.

Blast it with piss by blckravn01 January 19, 2010

Shit with piss sprinkles 

Something that's bad that gets worse i.e getting beaten up at a nightclub, then finding out someone fucked your missus.

Bad night last night fam was shit with piss sprinkles

Shit with piss sprinkles by Keazy June 19, 2016

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got 

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got by come_on_england October 16, 2008

I can only piss with the cock i've got 

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

I can only piss with the cock i've got by tomex June 15, 2008