Wishlist Giving

Giving a gift to someone that is really a gift to yourself.

Wife: Merry Christmas, honey. Here you go.
Husband: Thanks, babe. I wonder what it could....WTF? A heated toilet seat?!?!
Wife: I know right! Hurry up and install it!
Husband: That's just great. Wishlist giving twat.

by captmurk December 9, 2013