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The look of unfathomable longing that appears on a man's face when he unexpectedly sets eyes on the homeland of the woman he has unconsciously fallen in love with.
GOT fan #1: Did you see the wirral look Jaime got when he realized he was looking at the Sapphire Isle?

GOT fan #2: Yes! Jaime is SO in love with Brienne of Tarth. That was pure heart eyes.

GOT fan #1: Did you see the wirral look Jaime got when he realized he was looking at the Sapphire Isle?

GOT fan #2: Yes! Jaime is SO in love with Brienne of Tarth. That was pure heart eyes.
Wirral by Celeste Leo September 27, 2015
A tall furry creature generally found in the peninsular opposite Liverpool.

Similar to a llama although with the skeletal structure of a snake. they range in length from roughly 4-6 feet and graze on anything they can find. They are regularly used for transportation and once saddled, can achieve speeds of up to and including 75mph.
It is a well known fact that they are cannibalistic creatures and will often devour one another for almost any reason, the most usual - being boredom.
Jennifer was found sitting atop a wirral, awaiting her journey to Wolverhampton.
Wirral by imnotneo September 21, 2013
Grim part of Merseyside, everyone there claims to be scousers when they are not. Plazzy Scousers who need to shut it.
Person:"Mate you going to the Wirral"
Responder: "Lol fuck off"
Wirral by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Wirral lawnmower 

The art of filling the anal cavity with cheap lager then sealing with butplug. After the period(longer the wait more potent) the male quickly drinks the lager along with days worth of shit.
Hey Klayton got Wirral lawnmowerd by Thea and it was crazy!
Wirral lawnmower by Oatesy42 July 13, 2025

The Wirral Peninsular 

Situated across the River Mersey from Liverpool.

Typical inhabitants vary from mindless chavs, found in the likes of Birkenhead and Woodchurch, to the upper eschelons of society and pillars of the community such as Judges found in Caldy and Heswall.

The Wirral Peninsular is also where Liverpudlians flee to once they have made their fortune.

There is an animosity between proper Scousers and Plastic Scousers (Wirralians) as both feel they are superior to the other. Liverpudlians think that all residents of the Wirral are frustrated Scousers and simply aren't wonderful to be from Liverpool. Wirralians look down their noses at Liverpudlians because they don't usually require a translator to be understood outside of Merseyside and because the Wirral is a much nicer place to live notwithstanding scum pockets.
The Wirral Peninsular is the Beverley Hills of Merseyside.
The Wirral Peninsular by Squirrel84 February 18, 2009

The Wirral

A non existant area of land within Merseyside home to ex Liverpool suburbs such as Tranmere and Prenton. With Wales also a mere 10 miles away there is a high cultural draw from both the likes of Liverpool and North Wales which has produced activities such as Welsh Folk Dancing in a shell-suit and sheep-hurling.
See http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk
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