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Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.
Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.
by imnotneo March 04, 2007
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A tall furry creature generally found in the peninsular opposite Liverpool.

Similar to a llama although with the skeletal structure of a snake. they range in length from roughly 4-6 feet and graze on anything they can find. They are regularly used for transportation and once saddled, can achieve speeds of up to and including 75mph.
It is a well known fact that they are cannibalistic creatures and will often devour one another for almost any reason, the most usual - being boredom.
Jennifer was found sitting atop a wirral, awaiting her journey to Wolverhampton.
by imnotneo September 21, 2013
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