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Wireless willy 

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.
Wireless willy by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021
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Wirld
The wirld is hours -
Wirld by Rolly 337 December 15, 2019
Getting really angry when your WIFI internet connection is slow.
Kelley became wirate when she couldn't check Facebook because the internet was too slow.
Wirate by Skippyelvis November 18, 2017
is a female name usually given to individuals who are smart, cute, they love cats, horses, gorillas, and very fine things. they have great physical features such as a great rack and an amazing ass. Wisal's are usually modestly dressed, and are very caring, and very rare. if you have one in your life YOU BETTER HOLD ON TO THEM!
dude: i'm sorry, i dont think thing's are gonna work out.

girl: why?! i thought u loved me!?
dude: your not wisal enough!
girl: fml...
wisal by lalalagirl5543 December 30, 2011

Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.
I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.
Niggular Wireless by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."