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wipedown

(Future tense) The cleanup that the persons, places or things require after a love act. Often referred to as toweling off when the action is taking place.
"That was spectacular... no really, I mean it. You came, you saw, you conquered... aaaaaannd now I'm gonna need thorough wipedown."
by Clark Cougar's May 20, 2005
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Wipedown

A person who is not who they claim to be; someone who acts in a manner that is not a true representation of themselves; a dirty character
Dave's mom is a wipedown for not picking us up from the movie
by Tekk A. April 30, 2008
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Tennessee Wipedown

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.
"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."
by magic_pie July 17, 2012
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Mark Waters Wipedown

A classic, extreme house cleaning. On average takes about am hour and the pad is spotless afterwords.
Lets give this place a good ol' Mark Waters Wipedown!
by habitat2live December 14, 2010
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workout wipedown

Spraying gym equipment with antibacterial spray and wiping it down after using it. The break also gives a person an excuse to catch their breath. gym equipment, gym, nautilus, workout, exercise, pumping iron, fitness, lose weight, fat, thin, weight loss, sweat
I love taking time for a workout wipedown, so I can catch my breath.
by joecoolthefool June 4, 2019
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Wipe Down

Catch phrase from "Top Dog", a reoccurring guest on YourMomsHousePodcast, about proper form for cleaning up after doing your business in airports and various other toilets. His jeans are pulled up extremely high, which helps for the wiping down process.
Tommy Buns says, "I keep getting dingleberries in my briefs!"
TopDog say, "Don't forget to wipe down!"
by Theo Huxtables November 22, 2013
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wipe down Wednesday

the one day of the week when you need to get the wipe down(blowjob). It can be from anyone,ugly,hot,sexy,or anything but it must be done.
"oh shit. It's 11pm on a Wednesday and my dick has not been sucked! Wipe down Wednesday all day"
@.@
by Jacobalvaro October 6, 2011
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