The idiot who hears your joke, which was such a good one, and he tee-hee’s and decides
To say “gee, funnie-wunnie!” What most don’t know is by saying this it literally kills
About 89.72% of your brain cells. So take heed in front of idiots.
You: *says a joke about calcium*
Idiot that didn’t evenget it: funnie-Wunnie!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.