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Windrammer

The existence of which someone should try to emulate as they copulate.
Live like a windrammer as you fuck
Windrammer by Fnorkington September 29, 2012

Windrammer

A mythical wind goat which is the Narnian god of fertility.
Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch your opponents, and live like a windrammer as you fuck.
Windrammer by Blarg132 April 29, 2012

windjammer 

the agonizing scream of a trapped turd.
"Man, I was so constipated the other day ... I was letting out all kinds of windjammers left and right but couldn't close the deal in the bathroom."
windjammer by The Frankman February 19, 2009
Word of the Day on August 11, 2019

windjammer 

a blowjob received from within a stoma
We were concerned when Nancy's throat cancer took a turn for the worse. However, had it not, Kevin would not have received a windjammer for his birthday.
windjammer by stomajob69 February 25, 2018

windjammer 

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.
arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer
windjammer by paul December 25, 2003

windjammer 

Someone who tends to talk a lot, often unnecessarily, or about unimportant things.
I can't STAND phone calls from Janice. She's such a windjammer. I can't get a word in edgewise, and at the end of the call, I always feel like it's an hour of my life I will never be able to get back.
windjammer by AlexisD June 21, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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