Wind Shits 

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

Wind Shits by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

Three Shits to the Wind by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011

Two shits in the wind 

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

Two shits in the wind by anonymous February 25, 2023

Windshitter Syndrome 

A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.

"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"

Windshitter Syndrome by leagueofwests August 30, 2021

windshitty 

made irritable by the wind

I went for a walk outside but just ended up windshitty

windshitty by Bing Turkby December 20, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020