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Willybone (mort) 

Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.

Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.

Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)

Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)

Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.

Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first

King junior: oh, so order them!

Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*

King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?

Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet

King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP

willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?

King junior: enough! Tickle my feet

Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!

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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
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Mort (willybone) 

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right when assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)
Mort (willybone) by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022

Mort (willybone) 

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right hand assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026