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Willy wacker 

pulling down your pants and shouting anyone want be my willy wacker only bad thing is some people will kick you in the balla ouch that got hurt
Who like be my willy wacker it’s wacky it’s fun I’m about to cum
Willy wacker by Sex vibe July 7, 2018

willy wacker 

someone who likes to wank alot, more then the average person (dave faid)
For gods sake, do u have to be such a willy wacker!
willy wacker by natty April 29, 2004

Willy Wacker Pinky 

When you get your penis stuck in a blender so your dad plunges it out with a chainsaw.
Dad i have a willy wacker pinky problem

willy wanker 

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.
He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.
willy wanker by Worthleast January 5, 2009

Willy Wanker 

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.
Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

Willy Wanker 

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!
HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.
Willy Wanker by booblover69420 December 2, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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