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wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata 

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

Willy tickler 

A female who likes to "string someone on" meaning she acts as though she would fuck the male, blow the male or even date the male when really she is not interested. See also 'cock tease'.
example 1:
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?

example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.
Willy tickler by BennKay October 12, 2009

willy wonka's golden ticket 

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

Willytickle 

Hey bro? Why is my tinky winky ticklish?
Hey Sarah! Have u heard about the disease going around? Oh u haven't..? It's called the willytickle disease.. Where your tinkywinky start to tickle for no reason.. Mine is ticklish could u scratch it for me?
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