Williamsported

The act of soiling your underwear and then leaving them unattended in a public place.

Some idiot Williamsported the elevator in my building and I had to use the stairs because of the nasty stench!

by Rakkster February 3, 2010

williamsport

n. 1 - A north central Pennsylvania city. Most people currently living there would prefer to live elsewhere... Like maybe Rochester. If you left and go back, you probably goto the bar and have a HS reunion and suddenly remember why you had a burning desire to leave in the first place.

n. 2 - Place where people should stop breeding and start committing more homicides.

person #1: "So where you from?"
person #2: "Williamsport..."
person #1: "Thats sucks, I'd rather live in a cardboard box in Rochester in January."
person #2:*click* *bang* *thud*

by <_|_ January 30, 2004

south williamsport

"Dunn diddy diddy dunn dunn... Where everybody knows your name....", because not one person in South Williamsport minds their own business at anytime of the day. Probably the noseiest town in America. South Williamsport... Where people live their lives off of everyone else... except for the gangsters across the bridge.

Me:"Im going to tell you a secret about that chick"
Aquaintance:"About what chick?"
Me:"Like 2 minutes ago she found out...."
Aquaintance:"...that she has crabs?"
Aquaintance:"Haha, dude I heard about that like the first 30 seconds that she knew about it, everyone knows!"

by iljmm July 28, 2005

williamsport

The lil brother city of Philly

He from Philly? Hell naw, he's from Willyport

by yo November 5, 2003

south williamsport

a underrated town in pennsylvania. south williamsport isn’t as bad as people make it sound. it’s pretty great and not as stupidly violent as the people across the bridge.

person from port : “i wish i could move to south williamsport, i’m scared i’m going to get hurt if i leave my house”

by BigPoppa723 December 7, 2019

Williamsport, Pa

A medium-sized city in central Pennsylvania (10,000+ residents). In August, it's home to the LLWS and the population doubles for a few weeks while thousands of people tune in to ESPN to watch the games. The birthplace of Little League baseball, the sport that is usually the basis of every U.S. kids' childhood growing up.

"I played Little League baseball in my younger years."

"Really? Me too. I even went to the museum in Williamsport, Pa. It's pretty neat there, and if you go to one of the LLWS games, it's free!

by Robert Watson October 7, 2005

williamsport

Often referred to as "The Port," people don't appreciate this town nearly enough. It's usually not appreciated fully until someone leaves for college and comes back on some weekends, or if one has their driver's license and a lot of friends. A common phrase is "There's nothing to do in this town," But that is usually when the person cannot think of anything to do besides go to the mall after it's already closed. There is usually always a show (usually hardcore, emo, or punk) nearby, which everyone will flock to, whether it consists of big bands or local bands. The local band scene in Williasmport used to be huge, but has gone down quite a bit in the last 4 years or so. It's also referred to as "Little Philly" or "Willidephia" because of all the migrating of Philadelphia citizens to The Port a few years ago. All in all, people might make fun of The Port for being a small boring town, but you have to know how to fully appreciate just hanging out with your homies at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning. It's a tight brotherhood among some people, and isn't something to be messed with. Oh yeah they also have the Little League World Series.

The hardcore scene in Williamsport is huge.

Look at my new tattoo.
(reads tattoo) "Port, 570"
o word?

by B-fizz December 28, 2005