Wildpeeing 

Alternate phrasing for public urination.

I got caught wildpeeing last night, I only wish I masturbated because the ticket for public urination is higher than the one for public undecency!

Wildpeeing by arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 21, 2020

wildering 

To wander around aimlessly (normally at home in your pyjamas) in a state of general non-achievement. Might be cognate with a sedate state of faffing.

(in email)

Morning! I'm up and about and generally wildering. Not much achieved this morning and no prospect of achievement in sight! X

wildering by cycling pilot November 27, 2012

weedpeeing 

peeing when you smoked weed! It's fucking awesome

Oh man, I just weedpeeing ! It feels fucking good!

weedpeeing by Couille April 7, 2018

wikipeeing 

The act of reading through Wikipedia pages while simultaneously urinating or sitting on the toilet

I was wikipeeing for two hours yesterday until eventually my phone died

wikipeeing by Knowledgeispour June 6, 2019