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When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.
"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"
by Pubesonfire420 March 02, 2016
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