Pubesonfire420's definitions

Wild rusty canoe

When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.

"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"

by Pubesonfire420 March 2, 2016

Wild bushfire

The act of a male lighting a woman's pubic hairs on fire during sexual intercourse and the. Proceeding to use their penis as a fire hose and their cum as the water.

"Man, last night we were so hammered she let me give her a wild bushfire right in the middle of the club."

by Pubesonfire420 November 27, 2015

Chocolate fountain

He act of sticking a mans penis partially inside a woman's asshole while she has explosive diarrhea all over the mans dick. Causing a fountain like affect as the liquid shit drips down his dick.

"Man, I really wish I could of given her the chocolate fountain, but Joe did it first."

by Pubesonfire420 November 28, 2015