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Wikenitis 

A really small penis, your just a unlucky bastard.
If you can stick it in her ear you have wikenitis.=
Wikenitis by Joooeeeyyy June 14, 2011
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Wiiitis (pronounced "wee-eye-tis") is when muscles ache from playing too much Wii
"Dude, I can't play tennis today, I've got wiiitis from playing too much wii sports."
wiiitis by 5l4y3r360 July 6, 2007
any kind of physical pain you can get from playing a Wii too frequently.
Guy 1: Man, my shoulder is killing me!
Guy 2: Well what happened 2 it?
Guy 1: I have been playing my Wii alot lately.
Guy 2: Sounds like u got Wiiitis ,dude.
Wiiitis by Zakia 112 July 5, 2007
A "Sport" injury contracted by playing too much Nintendo Wii. Injuries can include "tennis-elbow" from the Wii Tennis game or "Bowling Shoulder" from Wii Bowling. Please use extreme caution when playing Nintendo Wii.
Guy #1 Hey man! let's go clubbin'
Guy #2 Are you kidding? I've got a bad case of the "Wiiitis".
Guy #1 Too Much Warrior Wave, eh?
Guy #2 Ugh... I can hardly move!
wiiitis by CNDraycott July 2, 2007

Wikilies 

What Wikipedia tells you that isn't true.
When looking up Chemtrails I found another one of their Wikilies in Wikipedia; they say "The United States Air Force maintains that the Chemtrail theory is a hoax which has been investigated and refuted by many established and accredited universities, scientific organizations, and major media publications", quoting the 'Contrail Facts' publication by the military which clearly defines contrails as chemtrails.
Wikilies by Greg M. Houck April 16, 2011

Whitilitis 

Paranoia, anxiety that many white people feel after smoking pot.
That joint gave you whitilitis?
Whitilitis by Whiteisright January 20, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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