WihFi

Term used in tech communities to name WiFi technology that will be released in the future.

My current WiFi gets pretty low speeds, but I predict WihFi devices to be as fast as fiber connections in the next 10 years or so.

by JFielder June 22, 2018

WIHI

Short for Washtenaw International High School, an IB school located in Michigan. Generally known for the very difficult IB program that its students are subjected to for 2 years, in which enough tears are shed to irrigate multiple villages and enough papers are written to fill up the local library (where most WIHI students find themselves spending the majority of their time anyways). Additionally, WIHI students become the absolute masters of procrastination. On the other hand, the students and teachers are some of the coolest people you'll ever meet.

Unlike the normal public school system, WIHI is a school you attend entirely by your own choice (or more accurately, your parents' choice), so you have to explain to everyone what it is, but you generally become an expert at that by the end of freshman year. Most people, upon hearing the name, instantly think of Wi-Fi, which is ironic, because the Wi-Fi at WIHI is easily one of the least reliable things on the planet.

When you're at WIHI, you're never not stressed, and you always have some major project due in a few days – yet somehow, you survive.

by the rade May 30, 2016

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

WifiTaxer

A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi

The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!

by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

wifibes

Transmit or give out a feeling or atmosphere towards someone having WIFI problems.

"WIFI... please!!" shrieked Mellow frustratedly. The WIFI had cut out for the third time that evening.

"Sending the good wifibes", replied Fresh in an attempt to temper the anger.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

by kningrad September 5, 2017