Wig nut 

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

Wig nut by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010

wig nut fuck 

when you take off your wig and use it to give someone a handjoband they take the semen to the face

hey chris, i hear you give good wig nut fuck.

wig nut fuck by kennyb1010 December 29, 2007

wignut 

Politically correct version of the words Wigga or Wigger because crackers are not allowed to say words that sound too much like Nigga because it sounds like a disparaging word for "Negro".

Suburban, caucasian males who mimic the styles and trends of inner city crack dealers and pimps.

Yo dat wignut be stuntin' around in mom's tricked out Lexus. Rollin' on dubs, flossin' off daddy's franklins, freestyle flowin', poppin' caps in asses, bangin' low-cut jeans chicks wit no rubbers, he do all dat shit.

wignut by 50 cent crack dealer June 2, 2004