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cj's wifey 

a dumb unfaithful whore who flirts with EVERYBODY'S man. she tends to flirt with guys that are WAY too young for her. she leads guys on when she has a boyfriend. her nose is funny looking and her teeth are yellow as fuck. if you want some pussy go to www.myspace.com/youaremyoneandonlylove
^baha
cj's wifey by morgan laconty May 24, 2008

Sasori’s wifey 

Sasori’s wifey is a very beautiful girl who simps for sasori from Naruto I mean who wouldn’t have you seen him he’s so hot , anyways the have been married for about 4 years now she’s also a artist and a dancer and their ship name is #molsaso on Instagram
Who wouldn’t want to meet Sasori’s wifey ?

Why is sasori so hot ?

I couldn’t blame Sasori’s wifey for liking him like have you not seen him ?

I can see why Sasori’s wifey is in love with him !
Sasori’s wifey by @Sasoxi.i April 15, 2022

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Wife’s Boyfriend 

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.
“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”
Wife’s Boyfriend by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

Wifey Syndrome 

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019